A day with my period.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Today in my first day of my English course, the prof asked what water meant.
People came up with stuff like how it meant purification, to wash away dirt and grime and past and sin, and that it is the universal idea of survival and life, and that it represented the truth because it is clear and transparent.
And I’m sitting here all like, bitches, it’s just a whole bunch of fucking molecules.
You can try to fight getting older. You can be like Madonna and cling to youth with your Gollum arms, or you can be like Meryl Streep and embrace your age with elegance.
May Giveaway: Legend of Zelda merch + Sale
Hey fellow tumblrers & tumblrettes, this month I’ll be giving away three of my LoZ fanart merchandise to three lucky winners. As a bonus, I’ll be having a sale on Hylian Shield and Full Heart Container necklaces in my shop for the duration of the giveaway.
Prizes
- First draw: Rosewood box inlaid with the Hylian crest
- Second draw: Full Heart Container necklace
- Third draw: Hylian Shield necklace
Rules
- Reblog this post once
- Likes/follows do not count
- Giveaway ends May 15th, Saturday at 10pm PST
- Winner will be announced and contacted on Sunday
It’s dangerous to go alone, reblog this!
Clownfish schools usually have one alpha male and female. They are the only ones allowed to mate. Once the alpha female dies, the alpha male transforms into the alpha female through biological mechanisms. What occurs then is that the highest ranking inferior fish transforms into the next alpha male, in order to have the pack continue breeding.
